Criminal Kitty Returned To Shelter After "Allegedly" Eating The Family Hamster: Guilty Or Not Guilty? (Reddit Thread)

Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager

Feb 7, 2023 12:00 PM EST

"Everyone is innocent until proven guilty" is a law that unfortunately only applies to hoomans. This ferocious-looking feline was regrettably returned to her shelter after the family hamster "mysteriously" went missing. The blame went all on her, but can we really blame this cat (if it was her, and we're not saying it was) for following her instincts?

Regardless of whether she's guilty or not, the comments on this Reddit thread are the real comedy gold here. Poems were written for this forlorn feline, righteous advocates stand up for her, and others compare her to Hannibal Lector because of her dastardly smile. Get ready for a good laugh because this cat is sparking up some funny debates in the comments below!

What do you think, guilty, or not guilty?

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We have to admit, this kitty does have quite the mean mugshot. But! That does not make her guilty! Just because someone always smiles evilly in pictures does not make them a criminal! Perhaps this is just the way she smiles.
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Now this cat would definitely eat the family hamster. Those emotionless eyes, and relaxed body posture, we've seen enough true crime documentaries to recognize a sociopath when we see one! Arrest them instead!
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